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Fuck is easy,
fuck is funny,
many people fuck for money.

If you think
that fuck is funny,
fuck yourself and save your money.
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An Arabian guy at the aeroport: Name? Ahmed al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no… I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn’t that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast.

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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. „It´s just too hot to wear clothes today,“ complained Jack as he danabol kaufen stepped out of the shower. „Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?“ „Probably that I married you for your steroide kaufen androlic deutschland supplements money.“

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A man was driving his car along the road in the countryside, when suddently a cock ran in fron of his car. Unfortunately he couldn`t stop in time and he ran over the cock. The man stopped his car and walked to the farmhouse nearby.
„I`m terribly sorry,“ said the man. „But I`ve just killed your cock. I realise he must be very important to you so I`d like to replace him.“
„Thanks for your offer,“ said the farmer, „but I think I will go and buy another cock.“

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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, „I´ve lost my dad!“ The policeman said, „What´s he like andriol testocaps kaufen healing pharma in deutschland?“ Little Johnny replied, „Beer and women!“